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by Snitch-nine May 22, 2019
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Dillon

Basically a good person, but prone to doing dumb things. Dillon is a kind, very likable person, and is also very strange and has no problems being able to make you laugh. If you get a Dillon as a friend, keep him; he'll always listen to your problems and make you laugh afterwards. Since he's prone to doing dumb things, you'll have to step in alert him to that fact every now and then. Feel free to do so gently or harshly. He won't like it, but he'll understand you're doing it because you care about him. Try not to let him do too many dangerous dumb stunts. He has no problem doing things that will invariably end with a hard hit to the noggin, reducing his already terrible memory even further. He has a hard time relaxing, so if you have a good relaxation technique, make sure to share it with him. But most importantly, never let him doubt how much he means to you. You never know when he'll be gone, and life won't be quite the same without him.

For some, Dillon is a valuable friend. For others, a valuable Yu-Gi-Oh dueling partner. And for still others, he's both. Be careful, he could steal your heart if you're not cautious... He certainly stole mine.
Girl 1: He just spends all class playing Yu-Gi-Oh with his friends!
Girl 2: Yup, sounds like Dillon.
by Star-Seer March 14, 2012
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"Dillon stop kissing fishes."
by XxTHErealMETZARKxX September 26, 2018
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Dillon is a cute but shy guy who is easy to get along with. He is quite but will stand up for others, even fight if he has to. And don't get on his bad side.
Hi Dillon!
by Unknown spices January 24, 2019
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Dillon is a mystery. i look into his sparkling eyes and feel like i could get lost. when he holds me in his arms it’s like the rest of the world disappears. he is quite and calm but lively and outgoing when you get to know him. he is kind of a loner but is the sweetest guy ever. not many guys can compare to dillon.
Dillon makes my world seem brighter
by girl that sees only roses October 29, 2018
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Dillon Meme

A Dillon Meme, is a meme deemed so terrible that they are actually good. These consist of terrible face edits and shitty jokes added to pictures. A common Dillon Meme is one of the shit cunt Paul Walker.
Person one: Hey did you see that fucking shit Paul Walker Meme?
Person two: Yeah, it was a Dillon Meme
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Pulling a Dillon

When you knuckle dust the shit out of a 6 year old during Black Friday while they are reaching for Legos then eat their lifeless corpse in front of their parent(s)
Grandma got caught Pulling a Dillon at Toys R Us. It was hilarious and i got some sweet Batman Legos for Christmas
by WhyamiWhite420 March 27, 2017
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