box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

dilldo

1. Basically a Dill Doe. A deer with the body of a dill pickle. This is a well known internet meme, similar to ceiling cat, or nut sack squirl.

I googled dilldo accidentally and a picture of a deer pickle came up.

by shdwsclan August 2, 2009

dildoesque

Resembling a dildo.

The microphone the news reporter was holding was very dildoesque.

by VikDah June 3, 2016

dilldog gaming

the sexiest youtuber.

dilldog gaming is hot

by tom brigs August 22, 2019

dilldog

A hotdog/dildo hybrid

1. After the BBQ there was plenty of leftovers, so Jennifer nonchalantly swiped a dilldog and proceeded for the guest bedroom.

2. As an April Fool's joke, Ashley served Rex a dilldog she had used before the picnic began.

by Tha Cuddla May 26, 2004

Dildoes

People that submit entries to Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of telling their friends that they contributed to internet culture, effectively making themselves dildoes. Literally.

1) Ha. Only dildoes text LOL with a straight face.

2) How many dildoes have to add an 'I' to the front of a word and define it in an Apple-like manner?

All of them.

by roofus j. January 26, 2011

dilldog gaming

this well-known youtuber with over 150 subscribers posts gaming videos and tutorials on youtube

I like watching dilldog gaming, "said frank."

by tom brigs August 22, 2019