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by Jaffar March 31, 2003
Get the dildobaker mug.The dildometer is a device used to measure the velocity of any given dildo. i.e. the speed of a dildos movement when inserted into an orifice of the users choice.
Tom: What were your new dildo's ratings on the dildometer??
Jessica: My dildo was off the charts!! The dildometer read out the dildocity at an astonishing 100 dildons!
Tom: Wow! You gotta let me borrow that!
Jessica: My dildo was off the charts!! The dildometer read out the dildocity at an astonishing 100 dildons!
Tom: Wow! You gotta let me borrow that!
by butt chug January 2, 2016
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A tool used to measure the ROP (rate of penetration) a given dildo can achieve during use.
Pronounced "dil-dah-mih-ter"
Pronounced "dil-dah-mih-ter"
Mechanics got back with my bout that faulty dildo.. His dildometer indicated it had an extremely low ROP! Time fer a new dilly!
by Multi-zone Completion December 12, 2010
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Donald Trump wants a military parade in his honor, but couldn't even do that right so he just fumed about it on twitter. What a dildotator.
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