dildolism

The same meaning as dildoism

All her life she had implicit faith in dildolism.

by lowsense December 9, 2020

Dildolisous

Something or someone who is very sexy or looking good. Describes a delightful experience.

“He’s looking mad dildolisous.”

“That sleepover was dildolisous!”

by Dildolisous✌️✌️✌️ March 7, 2023

dildolemma

When you have to choose a dildo from your huge collection but none of them are particularly interesting.

1: I had a dildolemma this weekend.
2: What happened?
1: I couldn't choose one out of my ginormous collection of anatomically correct dildos.

by Miasinterestinglife May 16, 2023

box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

Dildoes

An artifact used do get the vibration or the feeling of having sex

I wanna buy dildoes

by Kaddff January 18, 2019

dildonesia

Dildonesia is a small island situated in the river Tyne. It’s made of used condoms and broken dildos with fishy fanny juice insulated inside of them. It was once voted #2 on the annual visits list in england, 2019.

Don1: Bro I’m so bored
Don2: Same , let’s go to dildonesia and fuck some white girls with many different STI’s
Don1: Good idea!

by lanslide1ofchipotletown November 21, 2021