Dild

Dild is a term used to describe someone acting like a dildo. The term was created by a citizen of argyle Texas know as Matt Ryon

whats up ya dild?

by Mg111223344 May 30, 2017

Dild

Capital of Deleware.

"You ever been to Dild?"
"I've spent a night in Dild."

by worcrashy June 24, 2023

dild

an alternate word for “dildo”, more short and catchy

tom: “shit, look at billy, he’s got a dild all the way up his sphinc right now”

by splart April 15, 2024

DILD BARON

cheif of all dildo collectors often found sniffing shoes while swquatting on a fat 1! collects dildos like a dyson does dust see also your mum

wow look in your mums draw shes a dild baron

by dave October 11, 2004

Dild Master

Refered to as the Master of Dild,
A man or women who has become a master in the technique of dildation, he or she may know many uses and special shapes and sizes to pleasure Anyone.

-Yo Caleb
-chyea?
- I was watching this G.O.G porn on Redtube
This one babe was a total fuckin dild master.

by Mike D 6969 March 7, 2009

dild smack

a.) a goofy person; a fool.
b.) see a-bag
c.) see also, fuzzy dild smack

person 1: "one time, i saw a wigger walking around wearing a rick smits jersey."
person 2: "only dild smacks like big white nba basketball players."

by ma jones May 6, 2004

Dild Guild

A group of girls that will spurn any advances or attention from men. This may be due to solidarity, insecurity or a verbal agreement of 'girls night'. Any attempts will be cock blocked

Named as such because they will all go home and fire up their decoys

I was talking to that girl with the shirt, but then she regrouped with the dild guild and I'm SOL

by sirChop September 4, 2013