When the Rush Chair, President, or PR Officer of your Fraternity hooks up on a (semi)regular basis with his female countepart in a sorority, IFC, or other campus organization, with whom he already has a strong working relationship. Frequently occurs under the guise of working on a real issue, but somehow always results in the departure of said "dicklomat" from parties, pubs, and other events with his brothers at late hours of the night.
Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."
Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."
Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."
by baggins231 January 11, 2010
Get the Dicklomatic Relations mug.A truly baffling and retarded rule that essentially means that as long as you're a diplomat you can get away with really anything. A source of irritation for New Yorkers due to UN diplomats incredible inability to park.
Sometimes if a diplomat has been accused of a serious crime such as rape or murder the diplomats country will either waive his immunity or send him home to be tried there. This however doesn't happen nearly as often as it should and many people get away with literally murder.
Diplomatic immunity can only be revoked by the diplomats country or Danny Glover
Sometimes if a diplomat has been accused of a serious crime such as rape or murder the diplomats country will either waive his immunity or send him home to be tried there. This however doesn't happen nearly as often as it should and many people get away with literally murder.
Diplomatic immunity can only be revoked by the diplomats country or Danny Glover
Diplomatic immunity proves diplomats don't have to live by the law. Look at the Wikipedia page and see how many assholes have gotten away with crimes we'd all be doing life for.
by Jltdkllr October 15, 2011
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Diplomating is the act of exposing yourself at a bar or other public place and claiming diplomatic immunity. This is commonly done by scummy men claiming to be diplomats.
by Chick Evans October 14, 2019
Get the Diplomating mug.Dicklomatic immunity applies to all the sexual things that one can do to another person without getting in trouble. This is most often established between couples. This also applies to sexual things you are allowed to do to another person while they are unconscious.
My girlfriend said I could cockslap her whenever I wanted, I've been waiting for my dicklomatic immunity on that.
by Bongman7 October 16, 2006
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Her: "So how did the date go last night? Did you smash?"
She: "Yeah, it wasn't anything to write home about, but I'm diplomadick"
Her: "Respect"
She: "Yeah, it wasn't anything to write home about, but I'm diplomadick"
Her: "Respect"
by GlazeHer June 12, 2015
Get the diplomadick mug.A status whereby a deserving person does not get their comeuppence because of an association with a proctecting power.
The protecting power is usually a friend or a relative, however a person or institution with authority can apply, for example an employer or company.
The protecting power is usually a friend or a relative, however a person or institution with authority can apply, for example an employer or company.
"I wanted to set Ben on fire and stamp out the flames but since he's my brother-in-law I have to bight my tounge and put up with the arrogant, racist cunt"
"I wanted to tell Karen she's being a selfish, spoiled cockteasing bitch, however my girlfriend is Karen's best mate and might not give me head if I insult her friend"
"I really wanted to kick the shit out of Paul but since hes my boss, I guess I'll have to wait until I win the lotto"
Ben, Karen and Paul all have Diplomatic Immunity
"I wanted to tell Karen she's being a selfish, spoiled cockteasing bitch, however my girlfriend is Karen's best mate and might not give me head if I insult her friend"
"I really wanted to kick the shit out of Paul but since hes my boss, I guess I'll have to wait until I win the lotto"
Ben, Karen and Paul all have Diplomatic Immunity
by fandango8 January 27, 2010
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