Divortion

When a husband or wife kill their spouse.

Karen opted for a divortion instead of a divorce. She wasn’t about to pay that cheating scum bag a penny of alimony.

by Ms Jen April 4, 2020

Divortion

When your parents get a divorce and an abortion

When you’re pregnant and married and don’t want either

Ah man, I’m really depressed. My parents just got a divortion.

by bearXinsanity December 20, 2017

Divortion

Combination of Divorce and Abortion.

see Scott Peterson

Scott Peterson divortioned his pregnant wife.

WOW,what a dick!

by that satanic cult bastard!!!!!! December 14, 2004

divortionists

Religious people who go against their religious teachings and mores to get divorced and abort their parenting mission to get away from problem children and problem marriages.

Noun, verb

The state of Utah has the highest rate of homeless gay youth due to divortionistsaborting their parenting duties.

by Freedom1234573 January 23, 2017

mentally disorted

A way of saying someone is fucking retarded

Hi you are mentally disorted

by ImGayAndRetard696969696969 April 28, 2020

Divorties

A person in their midlife crisis and ready to bang

Bob is nice and not creepy like other 40 year old single men. There is something about a man in his Divorties.

It's tough being divorced and also a rebirth. My Divorties are a whole new beginning.

Ever since her Divorties Meredith has really let her hair down.

That dude in his Divorties has stamina.

by FunniCuzItsTru October 24, 2016

Divortion

Simply the addition of Divorce and Abortion. For easily pronounciation, anyway both of them are sin.

Lets debate about divortion. So what can you say?

by Kendra Dalandan November 30, 2016