diddley fuck

To do absolutely nothing of importance for a period of time.

"What have you been up to?"
"Who me? I've been up to sweet diddley fuck"

by Rex Breakfast April 25, 2016

diddley fuzz

The police, the po po, the cops, the 5-0,

"Yo that diddley fuzz was trippin' when he saw me ballin' and blazin' in the '64.

by Andrew Eaton November 7, 2006

Jack Diddley

One of the leading characters in the 1984 underground movie "Suburbia", played by Chris Pedersen.

This blonde headed punk finds the protagonist, Evan Johnson, on the streets, and invites him to the T.R. house since he has no where else to go.

"My old man's gonna be back soon and if we're still here he's gonna shit Twinkies." - Jack Diddley

by Jack Diddleyyy December 28, 2008

Diddley Doink

Someone who thinks it's hilarious being a fuckwit.

Hey bro that diddley doink over there just shat his pants and thinks it's funny

by Alf Hart November 3, 2008

Diddley Doo

A completely random expression of excitement. Can be used in any context in any part of a sentence sarcastically.

Some guy: what’s up
Me: Diddley Doo!
Some guy: fuck you
Me: well diddley doo to that!

by Penis.John.69 March 8, 2019

Howdey Diddley

Howdy Diddley!!!

Definition: Howdey Diddley is a word used for excitement or in doubt by all 2 of my BestFriends
How it’s used: Howdey Diddley that was a close one

by Soccerisbest January 11, 2018

Gosh Diddley

Gosh Diddley has no meaning, it's just a phrase a Harvard Educated Senator of the USA from Texas can use to show people at heart, he's just like Gabby Hayes.

At the NRA convention this weekend Ted Cruz said, 'Gosh diddley, I'm the most conservative guy who ever lived.'"

by dmossi April 12, 2015