A Dictionary

Your Reading It Right Now You Dumb Fuck

I am reading A Dictionary

by NamesAreVeryHard April 26, 2019

Dictionary

What you're reading right now, but without all the assholes, anti-Americans, dumbass n00bs, atrocious grammar, made up words, slang, gibberish, and other crap.

The world is so lazy these days, that instead of reading the dictionary, they wait for the movie.

by Cyberquad April 6, 2004

dictionary

A very large book full of information about how words are spelled, pronounced, used in a sentence etc.

Although originally intended for reading, the dictionary serves many functions: it can be used as...

1.) a stepstool
2.) a flyswatter
3.) a paperweight
4.) a doorstop
5.) firewood
6.) etc. etc. etc.

by Cheng Wen Lo August 28, 2003

The Dictionary

A list of boring words and their definitions in a thousand pages or more. Only the truly cultured people go to Urban Dictionary for all their wanting to know what a word means means.

Virgin: Wanna read the The Dictionary together? Girl: No, The Dictionary sucks, just read to Urban Dictionary instead. Virginn: Ok... :.(

by Cultured Person October 11, 2019

dictionary

Welcome to the Urban DICKtionary! Here you find lots of f*cked up sh*t that as*holes b*tches wrote and checked by the websites f*cked up people.

Urban Dictionary is a piece of sh*t.

by Slinky101 April 20, 2017

Dictionary

You're an asshole.

-Demitri Martin

I bought a dictionary the other day. When I got home, the first word I looked up was dictionary. Next to the word it said...you're an asshole.

by G-rett May 2, 2008

Dictionary

The rude version of pictionary

Lets play Dictionary

by OJ Da Hayward June 23, 2009