Dickbitch

Someone who acts like a dick, but acts like a lil'bitch when someone acts like a dick towards them, basically they can dish it but can't take it.

Steve was acting like a Dick all night, but when Bobby called him out he whined like a lil'bitch. Yeah Steve's a dickbitch.

by JolliestRoger November 28, 2018

dickwithdrawl

A medical condition in which a woman experiences a multitude of symptoms such as irrational behavior, mood swings, foggy memory, irritability, depression, bipolar disorder, insomnia due to the lack of cock. Cures include sucking, stroking, fucking a cock near her.

Dickwithdrawl when a girl or woman needs to suck a cock or fuck one before she starts showing, memory loss, anger, or insonmia.

by Westical Twatkins May 4, 2020

dickwater

Water stirred by the dick.

Here honey, I just made you a nice glass of dickwater.

by Z CUP November 9, 2007

dicktwitch

One who is an ignorant pile of their own 6 brain cells

Jerry: Gnat is spelled “Nat.”

Thomas: No it isn’t, you dicktwitch.

by Y is it a handle June 6, 2018

Darkwatch

Halo with a vampire. The controls are exactly the same, the guns are strikingly similar, there are 10 different sensitivity levels, 4 difficulty levels: easy, normal, hard and absurdly difficult. You can hold only 2 weapons, there is a female voice in your head during single player, like Cortana. You can exploit multiplayer maps with the vampire jump to get to places you should normally get to, just like halo grenade jumping. The campaign is linear and usually very simple to figure out what to do or where to go next. You have a shield that lets you tank damage before hiding and recovering. You have a 2x zoom for your right thumbstick, or R3 for PS2. All in all however, it's a very good game in the same fashion Counterstrike is a good game.

Counterstrike is to half-life as Darkwatch is to Halo. However Darkwatch is not a mod, it's basically the same game.

by Obi Cotton Picker March 31, 2009

dickcathalon

A blowjob that is truly almost never-ending. A dickcathalon blower is vigilant in her duties to finish but not without her partner. The dickcathalon takes extreme determination, skill, and the upmost endurance. The dickcathalon is approximately 2 to 11.9 hours in length(11.9 hrs being a personal record best) with only two minute breaks every 100 minutes.

There may be certain factors that affect said activity such as "partying" with drugs and/or alcohol.

When we finally got into the bedroom, she began the dickcathalon at 12:36 p.m. And finished at 7:08p.m. No bullshit.

by nikkiLikki August 5, 2012

Dickwat

A dickwat is a combination between a dick and a twat creating the ultimate insult.

Omg Jess you are SUCH a dickwat

by Michaelfitzgerald February 20, 2018