Bigus Dickus

Bigus Dickus is gods gift to women. Also known as the human tripod and the breaker. He is a legend known by many names.

In Rome he is known as Dingus Dongus
In India he is known as Elephantshiva

In China he is known as Da Niao
In France he is known Dieu Cheval
In Germany he is known as Mann mit 3 Beinen
In Spain he is known as El Toro Humano

Aint nothing like a Bigus Dickus to feed a womans appetite and holes.

by Dingus Dongus May 21, 2021

DIckus McKickus

When one kicks another in the testicles with so much force, the victims tesicles become lodged in his throat rendering him completely sterile.

Andrew: That guy is such a quiff

Mike: Yeah

James: You should give him a DIckus McKickus so he can't produce anymore quiff offspring

by dickusmckickus June 26, 2016

Biggus Dickus

He is in your closet with your sister

If you dont have a sister you will have one in nine months

Biggus Dickus gives a women what she needs the most, the satisfactionof a big di**

by GiveMeSomeOfThat January 24, 2022

Biggus Dickus

What's so funny about the name biggus Dickus?

Man 1: what's so funny about the name biggus Dickus?

Man 2: well you see it's a joke name sir.

by Sexy Sulliko January 31, 2022

dickus picus

Noun, Latin root dik-uhs pik-uhs: An archaic form of sending a "dick pic" before the existence of modern digital media, used almost exclusively by royalty and the very wealthy. Origins: The subject had to pose nude for long enough time so that the artist could paint the phallus, and then a messenger (often on horseback, for timeliness) would deliver the explicit painting to the consignee (often a mistress).

Use: "Sendeth to me thine dickus picus". Plural: Dicki pici dik-I pik-I

by Slomoxo August 21, 2015

Thiccus Dickus

The phrase used to refer to ones dick size and girth. One must be judged by the Dickus Hiccus before being able to identify if they have a Thiccus Dickus.

Mine Thiccus Dickus shalt be inserted into thou biggus crack!

by BoxCat6769 February 12, 2022

Sussus Dickus

Sussus Dickus means his PUEBES Is Big

His Sussus Dickus Is Very Big

by DarkPUEBES September 22, 2021