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dickface

What chef Ramsay will call you when you bring a chewed up bit of dog food to the pass and screw up Ben's special.
Gordon: Is that a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog? Here. That's your special. Yeah, have a word with him, yeah? He's given up. Your special has now become not very special thanks to dickface there. Hurry up, Giovanni!
Giovanni: Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, say that again?!
Giovanni: I said I'm not dickface, chef!
Gordon: Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!! YOU FUCKIN' ARE!! DONKEY!!
Giovanni: No.
Gordon: Because right now, I don't give a fuck! DICKFACE!
Gordon: You're sending shit, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm ready for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!
Gordon: And you want to get all sensitive! You want to get all fucking negative!
Giovanni: No, chef!
Gordon: Look at me, look at me, you send me shit like that, take your jacket and FUCK OFF!
Giovanni: Yes, chef!
Gordon: I'm not sending that shit, "chef!"
Giovanni: No, chef. Sorry, chef.

Gordon: That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now pull it back!!
Giovanni: Yes, chef.
Gordon: DICKFACE!
by its raw you donkey! September 8, 2020
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dickslave

Dick Slave - A person who slaves his/her Dick, aka, beating the meat, or jacking off.
Hey Sean Get the fuck out of the bathroom and stop being a dickslave!
by Hemispherical August 31, 2008
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dickjuice

the juice that squirts from the penis during sexual intercourse or masturbation ...also known as cum, skum, semen, jizz, jizm, load, wad, nut butter, man chowder and penis puss.


also...... people respond with a wave when this particular word is shouted at them from the window of a moving vehicle..
yo that dirty slizzore drank mad wads of dickjuice last night
by Die Slow September 18, 2004
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Dicksmacker

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.
Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."
by Skye Guy May 31, 2009
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dickface faggot

A boss who wants you to work late or work on the weekend, who may or may not have homosexual tendencies.
My dickface faggot boss wants me to work this Saturday.
by Ricks127 July 15, 2019
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Dicksack

1) The sack in the front of someones dick, like the sack of the guy with a bagpipe
2) A fat person, a nickname
1) You get a dicksack, you get a dicksack and you get a dicksack
2) Are you in the macdonalds again? Youre such a dicksack
by Rietje May 18, 2016
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Dicksac

The skin that surrounds ones dick
Show me your dicksac
by The Tillerrr August 25, 2011
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