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Distressed Watcher

A internet celebrity whore who fails at reviewing trailers (basically commercials) for movies.

Also can be used to describe someone who is excessively nitpicky about the most pointless and uneventful reasons in a jarring, loud and irritating voice and rants about said insignificance for multiple times longer than the duration of said act.
Dude, stop being a Distressed Watcher, complaining about the 3 second rising sun in that movie trailer, for the last 10 minutes. It's not a big deal and you're not funny!
by SchuminWebdotcom November 3, 2009
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dickpressed

sad because of your lack of receiving dick
damn i havent gotten dick in a while im dickpressed
by Babadookiedigger October 12, 2018
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Tactically Distressed

The next movement to being politically correct in regards to the Exceptional Learners (since Mentally Challenged became politically incorrect).
"Hey, what's wrong with Timmy?"
"Oh, he's Tactically Distressed....Autism."
by Justin M. Mc February 3, 2010
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distressed

Clothing that is ripped/made dirty during the manufacturing process, which for some reason makes it more desirable and expensive than if it were unripped and clean .
a: Dude, you're an idiot. No one is going to buy your dirty old socks on eBay.
b: They're not dirty, they're distressed.
by iEatPoo May 15, 2006
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distressed british national

A completely drunk British tourist who has lost his passport and or his keys to his hotel while on holiday.

A level of drunkenness reserved for the very special cases where you lose all faculties; keys and passports included.
We had a distressed british national come in at 6am looking for his passport and his hotel key card after he pissed himself.

Did you see Brian last light? I can't believe he drank that much!
Yea, he went full distressed british national last night.

Hope he can find his keys; and a new set of pants.
by RedLeg3 May 7, 2011
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disstressedhoe

a spam page who posts wack but funny ass stuff. mainly got popular over her obsession with dudes and story times
girl 1: “omg disstressedhoe posted
girl 2: bitch is it about hoops again?
by iconicnegress June 21, 2021
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dickpressed

a type of depression someone experiences when there is a distinct lack of dick in their life.
danielle: girl, i'm dickpressed rn
dynystasia: i gotchu who you wanna fuck?
by uwu mxtthew February 1, 2019
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