Dickstache

A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.

Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.

by Mochicho February 10, 2009

Dickstractions

Distracted by the dick and fucking off all responsibilities.

"I have so many dickstractions; I can't get anything done"

by Rinsidy June 9, 2019

Dickstraction

When the Dick is so inviting, that your desire completely distracts you from everything else entirely and compells you to chase that cock til your sexual needs are satisfied.

" Babe, Please go over there while I finish my work, I love you but I have to finish this and your too much of a dickstraction to me."

" My man can be such a dickstraction to me... I cant ignore it, I try sometimes but it's pointless, because in the back of my mind my thoughts keep getting interrupted thinking of his cock pounding my pussy! As much as I push those thoughts back down and try to focus, my pussy physically is pulsing inside my panties and my body grinds against my seat. I have no choice but to stop wasting time fighting my desires, jump on daddy's dick so we can bust real quick and I can focus on work again!"

" I dont mind being single, but damn a bitch could sure use a GOOD dickstraction!"

by MISS.SWEETS June 3, 2020

Dickstraction

When you need your boy(s) to come rescue you from an uncomfortable situation

Ay man, I have both of the girls here that im messing with, I need a dickstraction.

by Malikabdul September 25, 2020

dickstache

A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.

Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.

by Cryptic July 11, 2005

Dickstraction

When a girl (or whoever) is so caught up in their man, their boyfriend, their husband, etc that they can't pay attention to anyone or anything else.

Katie's dickstraction is getting on my nerves! She can't even call her girl back cuz she's too busy chasing after Kevin.

by girlybutch September 28, 2008

Dickstraction

Distraction caused by someone with a penis.

Wow, Shelly! Stay away from that Roger! He's such a dickstraction!

by SadSally33 August 27, 2016