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dickslop

the specimen that comes out of or off of one's male reproductive organ A.K.A penis.
Bro, I just got a bj from this chick and got my dickslop all over her face!!!
by bbbooobbb June 7, 2011
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Dickslam

Noun. Someone who is extremely arrogant or idiotic - So much so that they deserve to have the head of their penis slammed in a sliding glass door. Often used in reference to one's superiors or to someone who has done them wrong.
1. Bob is such an arrogant bastard. I can't believe that dickslam is my supervisor.

2. Jimmy is such a dickslam. He got me fired!
by JuhCoby April 17, 2008
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cosmic dickslap

the phenomenon of being fucked into a euphoric state by a very skilled cocksmith.
"That bitch was all starry-eyed after I hit her with the cosmic dickslap."
by 40oz.killa May 1, 2010
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Dickslap

When you are recieving head from someone and they are noy doing a very good job, you slap their face with your penis until they get a black eye
SLAP!!!! You call that a blowjob? SLAP!! SLAP!!!SLAP!!!
by big titty bitch January 22, 2005
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Dickjumper

Dickjumper- A female that starts a relationship with one guy , but not for long to see how much she can get out of him.Before proceeding on to the next one.
Man #1 . Yo cuz I heard Jasmine isn't nothing but a dickjumper!

Man #2. Yeah dawg, she blew my bank account up and after I was broke quit me & starting messing around with my uncle!
by 1maddd2mackxxx August 22, 2016
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Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a)

A common but dangerous condition in which dicksluts have gone two or more days without a cock forced into the throat leaving the infected with suicidal tendenencies and feelings of worthlessness as men will not turn down head at anytime for any reason.

Dickslutsia can be commonly found in manhaters, maneaters, prudish old bags with dried-up vages and any and all unattractive women and gay men who are experiencing the unfortunate luck of getting no Dick.
Hillary Clinton's life long battle with Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) can directly be linked to her uncanny ability to be the ugliest womenbeast in America 24/7/365. Some say her Husbands famous oval office organ offerings to fat unattractive office staff pkayed a devastating part with her battle.
by UglyondaSkin, Luvlyfromwithin November 27, 2012
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dickstomp

where somebody's penis gets stepped on.
my friend got dickstomped the other day and he is still crying... like a little bitch.
by Stompy McDick May 3, 2008
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