Dickfingers

A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.

Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.

by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012

Dicksling

similar to a banana hammock; one who slings dick (Dickslinger); difficult situation to get out of

I got myself into a real dicksling

by thompkinsbrian June 9, 2009

Dickbringer

A man, sometimes barbaric or slow-witted, who is particularly gifted at pleasuring a woman. Often, but not always, this is his only redeeming quality and all he has to contribute to a relationship. Other times, it's just a role he plays when called upon.

"Oh, it's not a serious relationship. He's only my dickbringer."

"He's great with the kids and helps around the house, but sometimes I just need him to shut up and be my dickbringer."

by bigswizzle January 17, 2014

Dickfinger

A slighlty shortened finger that looks like a male reproduction organ only smaller. (Hopefully, for your own sake)

So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger

by Ol Dickfinger Himself June 14, 2009

dickfingers

an insult used when i was so frustrated that i couldn't think of any other insult.

guy 1 is being a total jackass
guy 2: DICKFINGERS! you just knocked over my beer!

by gofuk yerself November 9, 2005

dickfinger

a multi-use word describing the act of, or result of, screwing up.

I would ask Jim to help me out with this definition but I know he'd just dickfinger it up.

by Dale W Norris Jr August 29, 2005

Dickstinger

A common strategy in the southeastern United States, where a native wasp is captured and released inside somebody's dwelling at a predetermined time to force them awake.

Most commonly a paper wasp or mud dauber, but occasionally a much more aggressive yellowjacket. The wasp will harass any sleeping guests ultimately preventing returning to sleep.

"Roy thinks he's going to sleep off that hangover, but I've got a dickstinger in a mason jar with his name on it."

"If they don't get up before 10AM, I'm releasing a few dickstingers in their room."

by Fascinus December 8, 2022