dickshwab

Something to call someone when they have small dick energy.

Person A: "Well, I don’t really want to go to the concert-"
Person B: "Ugh, you’re such a dickshwab!”

by spinny11037 December 30, 2020

Chocolate Dickshake

After oral sex, chocolate syrup is squirted into the mouth and swallowed with the semen.

"I usually hate giving oral sex, but it is more delicious when I make it a Chocolate Dickshake"

by JadedCowgirl79 January 28, 2009

dickshank

1) Familiar name used amongst friends.

2) Jagged metal used to mutilate a man's penis.

Jack: Dude I saw your new girlfriend take it 3 ways last night at the frat party. You might want to reconsider.

Thad: Shut the fuck up dickshank.

by Popski December 7, 2006

dickshow

Someone who is very clearly being a giant dick, but in an entertaining and almost satisfying way.

You guys need to come see this. Judd is totally being a dickshow right now.

by NoodleNed May 29, 2014

dickshabob

When a person has been impaled by a large penis.

Dude, did you hear what happened to that chick? She became a dickshabob.

by _420buckets May 6, 2016

Dickshabob

When you put donuts on a dick, and then eat the donuts to get to the dick.

Imma Dickshabob later

by Therealashla May 30, 2016

Dicksharding

The act of inserting glass tubes into the genital chamber of a male or female and proceeding to break the glass while still inside the genitalia. This gives the receiver multiple simultaneous stimulations resulting in an out of body experience.

Tom can't hang out tonight, he and Janey went a little too hard on their last dicksharding session so he's in the emergency room.

by Pat Dow June 2, 2021