Dickneedle

someone who acts like an ass for reasons unknown. Probably because they hate their lives for one reason or another.

Ishu is such a Dickneedle. Why does he keep acting like this?

by bob4561234 January 22, 2019

sweatbeatle-dickweed

1) A person who combines the negative traits of a sweatbeatle and a dickweed;


2) A term of disparagement-- commonly used among robots.

I used to believe in 9/11 conspiracies, but then I decided not to be a sweatbeatle-dickweed.

by Juan Non-lamestain October 4, 2008

dickeedoo

When your belly hangs out more than your dickeedoo!

Hey Kelly, you're fabtacular! Dickeedoo lookin good today!

by Muffin Mix November 10, 2004

Dickneed

To be used as a derogatory slur or insult.
A person who has a constant desire, hunt and need for penis. a)A woman with overly promiscuous tendencies b) A man with premiscuous and or homosexual tendencies

a)Jennifer is hot, but she's a total "dickneed"
b)Hey Nick! You're a total dickneed.
c)Nick, quit being such a dickneed!

by Rob Aguero July 31, 2007

Medieval Dickweed

The term for a person or persons from the Medieval time period who act harsh or "un-cool". As used in the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989).

King Henry the VIII was a Medieval Dickweed for chopping his wife's head off.

by AgentOrangeSkies June 29, 2006

UrbanDictionary Dickweeds

Faggots, fatties, fucktards, furries and freaks that post their names, their best friend's name, their prospective boyfriend/girlfriend's name or stalking target on UbanDictionary so that they can someday look at it and get the feeling that people give two shits about them or their dumbass friends

All you UrbanDictionary Dickweeds are pissing me off

by The Publishers April 23, 2010

dickweed spot

The 2nd to last or last spot on a top friends space on MySpace. It's considered the dickweed spot because the person likes you enough to put them on their top, but not enough to put you at one of those two spots.

There are only dickweed spots on top 12s, 16s, 20s, and 24s.

Desperate MySpacer: JUST PUT ME ON YOUR TOP! PLEASE!

Average MySpacer: FINE! But you gettin' the dickweed spot!

Desperate MySpacer: Ok...

by Ballantine April 12, 2007