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dicksco

A dance genre that stimulates sexual arousal and involves hanging the disco balls, which involves dipping balls in glitter and teabagging the people.
You: Are you playing music?
Me: Yeah, I’m playing dicksco.
You: You wanna dance?
Me: YES! I Wanna dance with somebody to dicksco.
by gregben June 5, 2021
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Dicklopediac

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.
Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.
by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008
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dicksperience

A word that decribes the backround and history/record of a girls experiences with dicks/penis's and/or sexual record.
1) Dude, she has MAJOR dicksperience.
2) I wonder if Betty has enough dicksperience to handle this (points to his dick)
3) Out of my dicksperiences, he's the biggest.
by LACOCKROCK July 17, 2010
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dickscuse

An obviously false excuse for one's penis either with regard to (size, performance, appearance, etc.)
Jenn: "Wow, now that's a small dick!"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
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dickcone

A dick that comes with a cone. Can come with or without balls. Often used in someones face. Almost always has a personality of its own.
Travis just got dickconed.
by boston brian November 10, 2008
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dickscovery

The exact moment you realize that the woman you've been dating has a penis.
Tyler made a dickscovery last night while getting physical with his girlfriend.
by Tankwad November 8, 2017
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dickslop

the specimen that comes out of or off of one's male reproductive organ A.K.A penis.
Bro, I just got a bj from this chick and got my dickslop all over her face!!!
by bbbooobbb June 7, 2011
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