dick poon

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.

1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!

by beavermaster April 23, 2014

dickpoo

A dickpoo or dickshit is a poo in the size and length of a dick.

I just shit out a nice dickpoo.

by TheOgreWithin December 2, 2018

Dickpoop

It is a term that you yell when you shoot someone multiple times, and after the person dies or passes out you defecate on their penis.

Im gonna shoot him and take a shit on his dick and yell "dickpoop!"

by Hdkrnucjrufjrj November 17, 2023

Dickpoop

A term that defines a man with human feces on his penis.

I'm gonna shoot him, shit on his dick, and yell, "dickpoop!"

by Hdkrnucjrufjrj November 20, 2023