Dicktopus

When you're friend is a dick and are out of swear words.

YOU ARE SUCH A DICKTOPUS!

by DREGDD November 27, 2016

dicktopus

A octopus with multiple, multiple, multiple dicks that are intertwined and long

"Man I went all out with her last night"

"Did you do the dicktopus like o told you to do?"

"Hell ya!!"

by Shoniquashaquila December 6, 2016

what the dickulous?

1. what in the world mixed with ridiculous.
2. what? that is riculous!
3. I can't believe my eyes that was redick!
4. the PG way to say what the !@#$ (you fill in the blank with your favorite 4 letter word)

dood1: hey bro dog.. why were you so late?

dood2: I my car was stolen!

dood1: what the dickulous?!? bro don't you live in like a gated community? AND who would want YOUR car?

by k_u October 9, 2008

Dickulous

To put the dicktisity with the audacity of the situation.

That was mad dickulous

by Who am I? I'm chinese. Bye March 4, 2009