Dickflation

When dick is readily available and in excess, making females not appreciate dick and rendering it useless and/or devalued.

Yo, these females don't respect dudes anymore. These 4 be acting like 10's bruh, Dickflation got a bitch thinking she a baddie!

Hoes better recognize, dis dick ain't free! Dickflation got me fucked up!

by Suciopath April 23, 2021

dickometer

A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.

"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."

by angusvox April 26, 2009

dickbeater

The hand of one who beats off.

Keep your dickbeaters off of my sandwich.

by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

Dicklantern

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.

Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern

by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011

dickerate

To draw penises all over. Usually done in high school or at parties.

See: dickorate

Dude, he's totally knocked out! Let's dickerate his face!

by Elija2 April 16, 2010

dicklace

when you have a dick so skinny it looks like a shoelace

Last night I was with Johnny and he pulled down his pants and said you should go down on me. I almost laughed so hard at his dicklace

by Johnnyfucksyou October 17, 2013

dickolas

another word for nicholas, of course changing the n for a d, & the h for a k. a dirty italian manwhore who cheats on all of his girlfriends, & is never happy with his current girlfriend. pretends to like bands.

person A; omg, did you see that dickolas wearing an all time low shirt?
person B; dude, i wouldn't trust it, he probably got it from his "chick on the side" & just pretends that he loves them.
person A; yes... true, lets shun him from society!

by dead! January 23, 2008