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dicknotize

To put a person (i.e. a crush) under a hypnotic spell brought about by male genitalia.
1. You got no play this weekend? I thought you dicknotized people man!

2. Girl 1: You did what!
Girl 2: Uhh, he dicknotized me I guess.
by Tomtom192 December 28, 2005
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Dicknotized

Rachel stated in a dead end relationship with Rick because she was dicknotized and refuse to believe he is cheating on her
by Makeup Star October 11, 2017
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dicknotized

The female form of pussy whipped. When a woman refuses to realize/acknowledge the faults of her lover simply because she is obsessed with the cock.
Why does she keep dating that dude? He cheats on her and he's a fucking asshole.

Yeah, he must have her dicknotized.
by M i k e January 12, 2008
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Dicknotized

When a male engages in sexual intercourse, sometimes his penis takes things a little bit too seriously.

Anyway, after about 40 minutes of non stop orgasm, the partner of such a spectacular male specimen will likely be "dicknotized"
"I'm telling you right now don't fuck with that dude. You'll end up totally dicknotized"
by Buildingsea$ July 10, 2019
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by Ant Martin August 31, 2003
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Dicknotize

Similar to hypnotize but it is a man's penis. that captures the attention and puts men and women in a trance like state.
How does Pete Davidson get all the hot girls? He's not that funny or good looking.
They take one look at him naked and there're dicknotized. John Holmes has nothing on him. And Pete has the skills to back it up.
by Denzel Washingmachine March 22, 2019
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Dicknotized

When a female/male is so obsessed with a past relationship, fling, or hookup, that they will drop everything and anyone, no matter how inconvenient or out of the way, to be used for a short period of time just to be ignored again in the end
Dude, kirsten is so dicknotized, I don’t think she will ever come to terms with what is actually going on

You are so dicknotized! I think its time to snap you out of this with an intervention! Otherwise we can’t be friends anymore.
by PROB13M December 4, 2022
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