Dicknotised

When a girl gets her first interaction of the D and she is instantly hooked, turning her into a cock crazed whore overnight.

" That Anna saw Johns Dick and now she's fucking Dicknotised

by Tiggs31 November 30, 2014

Dicknose

Person who wears a mask during a pandemic without covering their nose and looks like a penis hanging over the underwear.

Look at that jackass with a dicknose at the grocery store.

by AHuge August 7, 2020

Dicknology

Any technology that makes it easy to share your schlong with the world. See Chatroulette.

Suzy: "Have you seen this new app that sends you a random photo? I've been getting schlong shots all day."

Bob: "Sounds like a great piece of dicknology."

Ralph: "It's a dicknological breakthrough."

by El Christo October 17, 2010

Dicknose

Person whose nose is exposed outside the mask he wears to avoid exposure to corona virus.

Can you believe what a dicknose that guy is for wearing his mask below his nose.

by Fish77 July 23, 2020

Dick Nob

When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.

Man, I totally dick nobed Derek last night!" "Dude, he totally touched your dick!

by cy&ha August 22, 2010

Dicknored

To completely be a dick and ignore someone.

Megan Fox sent me two friend requests and I Dicknored both of them!

by Dicky Nord December 30, 2010

dicknotized

A woman is so infatuated with a man and the way he sexes her she can become dicknotized, hypnotized by the dick.

Steve told his dog Richard, "Yo man, I got her dicknotized. Seriously, she's calling morning noon and night on a wet nut check."

by filmzillz November 22, 2009