the lord of the dicks. can command other men's penises to do his gay bidding, just by thinking it with his own gay mind.
i: hey, i heard that dicklord calvin, was seen marching back to his apt. from chelsea, with ten dudes following behind him like some sort of gay pied-piper.
c: wow, he really is the lord of the d's!
c: wow, he really is the lord of the d's!
by the wolf June 27, 2006
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Noun. A person who is tactful and skillful in managing delicate situations, handling people, etc., yet completely and totally insincere and self-serving throughout the process.
Steve proved to be quite the dicklomat when it became apparent that he cared neither for the outcome of the issue or the feelings of those parties involved.
by VandoPlaysBass November 25, 2009
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Person 1: Christopher read one article on a topical issue , he now thinks hes an expert and keeps preaching online.
Person 2: What a dicklomat!
Person 2: What a dicklomat!
by Elitist_destroyer March 11, 2016
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That RA can't file a IR against us, our buddy has been Fucking her for months so he has dicklomatic immunity now.
by AjJohnson6969 September 2, 2016
Get the dicklomatic immunity mug.When the Rush Chair, President, or PR Officer of your Fraternity hooks up on a (semi)regular basis with his female countepart in a sorority, IFC, or other campus organization, with whom he already has a strong working relationship. Frequently occurs under the guise of working on a real issue, but somehow always results in the departure of said "dicklomat" from parties, pubs, and other events with his brothers at late hours of the night.
Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."
Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."
Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."
by baggins231 January 11, 2010
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That smiling ass Gary thought it would be great to leave a pile of work for me to do on my desk on Friday right before the end of the day. What a dickclown!
Kary dickclowned me today by throwing everything on my desk in the air and laughing hysterically.
Kary dickclowned me today by throwing everything on my desk in the air and laughing hysterically.
by Javier McCoy March 21, 2011
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