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dishlexia

Dishlexia is a type of dish-washing disability whereby a person will wash all the dishes except for one. Usually the person will only realise once it's too late.
John: Hey you missed a cup
Jane: I have dishlexia
by Rob BlahBlahBlah July 24, 2007
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Dickslexic

When the dick so good it make her stutter and typo when she message you.
Man this girl's dickslexic bad af, can't understand what she saying.
by Slippery Slopes January 24, 2020
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Popo dislexia

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo
Popo dislexia is affecting me now
by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019
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dicklexic

A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.
For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....

"honey, your cock is to small for me..."
by Electronica Monica January 23, 2006
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Dickletick

when a man tickles your armpit with his dick
omg emily joel osment gave me a super dickletick last night
by Breelynn November 13, 2009
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Urban Dicslexia

A learning disability wherein the sufferer is unable to tell the difference between a clumsy portmanteau and a genuine neologism; as seen in many Urban Dictionary users.
Nobody actually uses the words trusticle, faceboink or Kitchenheimer's; not unless they have Urban Dicslexia.
by GregT_314 January 27, 2009
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dicklexic

Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"
by Luci Lockette July 16, 2008
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