Dickaversary

Celebrating a year from the day you get dicked down for the first time

Sam: Hey tommy! Have you heard it’s our dickaversary

Tommy: Our what

Sam: you know a year from the day

by Mama maya and father josh November 27, 2019

Dinkleberg

Sly bastard that always causes trouble.

Did you that Dinkleberg he is one rich son a bitch.

by Hairlickers2002 January 7, 2017

dinkleberg

dinkleberg is a tik- tok reference that is used when someone's joke isn't funny or the situation isn't funny .

Sam *says stupid joke* *laughs*
Tommy- Dinkleberg.

by peggy<3 February 11, 2021

Dickonvert

Dickonverting is the act of a straight man converting a lesbian to straighthood with his penis.

Horndog: "Man, that lesbian is so hot. Too bad I can't have her."
Pro: "Now you can."
Horndog: "How?"
Pro: "I dickonverted her."

by DaffyGKH June 7, 2013

Dickweaver

Someone who constantly switches lanes in traffic like a huge, inconsiderate dick.

me: Ahahaha that dickweaver who cut us off just got pulled over for speeding and reckless driving.

friend: Yeah traffic is just one of those things you gotta be patient with.

by omglolbacon July 20, 2011

dinkleberry

A tiny dried up or petrified ball of feces that gets caught in a man's ass hair. It can be the result of not washing your ass or not properly wiping your ass after taking a crap.

When the hippie/stoner pulled down his pants, the girl caught a glimpse of his dinkleberries and refused to have sex with him.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

Dickvertising

When you're seeing someone and they still tell people they're single.

"interesting, your Facebook status still says "single"...you must be dickvertising"

dick

by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010