by turntable July 18, 2008
(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.
Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!
guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!
guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do
by papplemanger July 12, 2010
"Colleen will never believe he's cheating on her. She's totally dicklashed."
"Dude, you're not gonna get Sarah's number. She's still got dicklash for this guy who broke up with her last week."
"Dude, you're not gonna get Sarah's number. She's still got dicklash for this guy who broke up with her last week."
by LocoNunca August 20, 2009
When you're sexting one person and having a very serious conversation with another person, prompting an erection and making it go away just as quickly over and over.
"I was sexting my girlfriend while my dad was texting me about my grandma's death and it gave me dicklash."
by ashmoney808 November 09, 2019
The result of either masturbating/having intercourse when a spot on your knob gets too dry, resulting in a carpetburn-like effect.
by lkjhgfxzsdnfgfn3 July 25, 2018
by Shermanator887 May 19, 2022
Accidentally clicking on a news report notification of a real-life tragedy shortly after busting a nut.
“Wow, I came for post-nut clarity but I left with dicklash. I just had to click on that Ukraine War article.”
by Kodmiinc July 07, 2022