Dickwasher

A person who cleans dirty dicks with their mouths for money

Man my ex girlfriend was quite the dickwasher!

by Dickwasher300 May 21, 2018

Dicklash

(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle.

Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.

by Slavman October 1, 2010

dicklash

an insult implying someone got hurt their neck from sucking too much dick.

Binky: aw shit dude my neck hurts.

MikeNike: haha you probably got dicklash. You gotta stop inhaling that cock.

Binky: Fuck you asshole!...hahahaha

by AJ.S November 9, 2008

Dickfished

A more extreme version of 'catfishing' by either sending dick pics that are not your own, or could be outrageously misleading based on the angles

He said it was 9inches, but I definitely got DICKFISHED!

by Le_mobi June 13, 2017

DickBlasted

A wrestling term used to describe the indescribable way a human could physically dominate another superior human on the wrestling mat. Like at states when you cruise into the Semi-Finals confidently, but then you get Spear Doubled in the Finals 5 straight times.

“He was undefeated on the season, then he got DickBlasted in the PA State Finals.”

by Elfie Dillard April 28, 2019

Dickwasher

A person with special face and mouth structure. Once you suck more than 5 dicks, your mouth will adapt itself into the Dickwasher form. They can be spotted easily at the first glance.

They usually have clear facial features, lips, and have a more open mouth than usual when speaking.

Bro 1: Dude check that qt
Bro 2: Dude hol up, look at her face
Bro 1: Oh shit, she's a total Dickwasher bruh

by HrisnyAndilek November 2, 2019

dicksmashed

The act of annihilating another opponent in any form of competition

Hey, you guys lookin' to get dicksmashed?

by smacks555 February 25, 2011