Dickbag

Combination of douchebag and Dickhead. Instead of a douchebag, the person is also a dick.An insult used on someone not as often as douchebag but is more offensive and the right word when douchebag does not properly apply.

Person 1 : Dude i took the last beer in the fridge.
Person 2 : You douchebag
Person 1 : if you think im a douchebag, wait till you see what Person 3 did.
Person 3 : I took a dump on your sink thinking it was a toilet and i am not cleaning it.
Person 2: YOU DICKBAG!!!!!

by ^____^ Kekeke May 15, 2011

dickbagery

The act of being a dickbag.

There is dickbagery afoot.

by Lunar Waneshaft April 27, 2008

dickfaggot

a homo-sexual male that tries to blow all of his straight friends in a joking kind of way except he is serious

Paul is a dickfaggot, he totally tried to put my schmack in his mouth.

Pat is a dickfaggot too.

I'm surrounded by dickfaggots!

by K MURDER September 24, 2009

peter dinklage

a dwarf actor who is best known for death at a funeral
he has overcome many obstacles and is very heroic

Shelley: "dayum peter dinklage!"

by andraydray December 25, 2008

dickbagel

An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit.

Used in the amazing video game ‘Emily is away <3’ (three)

Mat: if she did break up with you just to date someone else then she’s a total Dickbagel

by ACHAttck14 April 20, 2021

Peter Dinklage

A metaphor for the male genitals. Peter referring to the penis, and Dinklage referring to the testicle sack.

Hey girl, I got a friend you might wanna meat, his name is Peter Dinklage.

by Stony Tark November 12, 2015

Dicklantern

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.

Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern

by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011