The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"
You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand
Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.
Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.
by Jdbbl May 23, 2008
Get the The Dickhand mug.the indecipherable language of mumbles and grunts that girls speak when they are trying to communicate whilst having a dick in their mouth. it is doubly humorous because it plays on the words Dick and Knees, which are two key components to the speaking of Dickanese.
"by the end of the night, carlo had natalie speaking Dickanese "
"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)
"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)
"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)
"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)
by Cloandnattie October 22, 2008
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The distance of penis that has been through a womans vagina
(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance
(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance
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Get the Dicktance mug.The hand a male uses to masturbate himself with. Also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.
by RaFF-L September 3, 2003
Get the dickhand mug.noun. someone who is especially dickish; this person goes out of his way to be the biggest dickface in the neighborhood.
by agrus001 May 5, 2009
Get the dickface champion mug.Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.
Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern
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Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.
Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.
Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"
*Boy walks passed*
Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life
Girl 2: What about your ex?
Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker
Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life
Girl 2: What about your ex?
Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker
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