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Dickfishing

When a man sends an unsolicited picture of a dick that is not his.
-His lil chubbers didnt look like much to be proud of.
-Are you saying he dickfished you?!

-I asked him what he was working with so he sent me a pic. When we hooked up it didn't even match.
-You got dickfished

-Bro I want to send a picture of my dick even though she didn't ask for it but it's ittybitty.
-Dude that dickfishing. Not cool man
by MotherOfWildlings April 14, 2020
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dicklight

When you tape a flashlight to your dick to free up your hands. Great for finding your keys, and playing templar.
"I am dicklighting everywhere!"
"No one escapes the dicklight..."
"This little light of mine..."
by 2troger December 9, 2013
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big dick fight

When an argument between two or more people degenerates into little more than yelling and "just because"s.
Yeah, me and Steve were debating on the needs of the American economy yesterday, but it just sort of turned into a big dick fight between political parties.
by Anonymouse_b October 18, 2009
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dickfinity

The state of being beyond comprehension in rude, clueless, and insensitively mean behavior just because one thinks they can get away with it.
Mark Halperin got suspended when he said Obama was "a bit of a dick," but that Rick Perry? He's reached dickfinity!
by Bob Az August 6, 2011
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Dickfinition

The visible shape of the penis through clothing that is either too tight, too thin or a combination of the two.
I wanted to go for a swim in the pool but the old guy in the speedo had way too much dickfinition and it freaked me the fuck out.
by The Antichrome March 25, 2010
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Dickfished

A more extreme version of 'catfishing' by either sending dick pics that are not your own, or could be outrageously misleading based on the angles
He said it was 9inches, but I definitely got DICKFISHED!
by Le_mobi June 13, 2017
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Dickfish

When a guy sends a picture of someone else's penis or a photoshopped penis and claims to be his.
Best Friend: "How was the date with the guy from online? "
Size Queen: "I met him, his face look like his pictures but he dickfished me. His dick was smaller and darker than the pictures he sent me!"
by AznSizeQueen March 23, 2021
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