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dickfart

A self-important man who doesn't command the respect that he believes he does and therefore is not taken seriously by his peers and cohorts.

Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.
I can't believe that dickfart just tried to tell us all how to do our jobs. How can he think he has any credibility when he doesn't even prepare for the meeting?
by hinder90 February 23, 2010
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Dick farm

When a female or gay man has a large collection of men's phone number with the sole intent of having sex with them at a later date
I have quite a large dick farm, I have plenty of dicks to choose from tonight.
by Lucolas May 19, 2016
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Dick Farm Dan

1.A man who is a dick and he owns a dick farm and his name is Dan.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.
1. My neighbor is a Dick Farmer. And his name is Dan.
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!
by Willie shaverpus December 15, 2022
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Dick farm

by the nigga matsa November 10, 2006
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Dickarm

Someone who acting as they have a dick for an arm. Also, someone who acts like they have a dick thats as big as their arm.

a NOOB
Scott, you spilled my effing PBR...you stupid dickarm!!111!
by Rym4ng August 24, 2008
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Dick Farm

Not the dick but the patch it grows from; the area surroundind the penis; pubic hair.
I need to mow the dick farm. I thought she had hit me in the dick, but she missed and hit the farm.
by RandallAdcock January 5, 2011
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dickfarmer

by Anonymous August 6, 2003
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