Hard Dickens Cider

Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.

A star was born.

After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.

by timred December 23, 2006

Bit the dickens

Bit the ,,hell'' out of someone.

I used to bit the dickens out of my brothers when we where kids,when I became angry at him.

by Toa Pohatu February 3, 2017

full of the dickens

Referring to a young man so filled with energy It eventually leads to bursting beyond what “the finest people “ consider appropriate behavior and just short of what most people would consider “naughty “ or bad.

Slightly unbridled youthful spirit of adventure.
Common: He’s a little dickens.

That child is full of the dickens.

We thoght we had the child secure with gates in and out of his playroom but the little dickens found a way out.

The little dickens is always getting into something.

by "HAIR" memories September 23, 2020

Granny Dickens

Overly candid letter writers who reveal personal and/or demoralizing information in their uncensored diatribes

Tactless chroniclers who keep the family abreast on intimate topics

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Dickered

Synonym for drunk.

Experience can be enhanced by smoking a joint.

Hey Kyle lets get Turkey and the crew, then get dickered tonight! Weck will probably break the water fountain again and put a hole in Alexa's fridge! Then, we can go mess with carrot as he locks himself in his room and skypes!

by Sheriff69 November 28, 2012

Dickered

Drunk.
Plastered.
Wasted.
Loaded.

Holy fuck am I ever dickered, bud!

by Ran133 May 23, 2018

john dickenson

A random mf that was supposed to baby sit his friend's child and ended up killing both of them.

Mary: "Hey! Where are my children"
Charles: "john dickenson ate them bitches"
Mary: "im going to stab your butthole."

by Im slowly losing me sanity February 17, 2023