Dildometer

A tool used to measure the ROP (rate of penetration) a given dildo can achieve during use.

Pronounced "dil-dah-mih-ter"

Mechanics got back with my bout that faulty dildo.. His dildometer indicated it had an extremely low ROP! Time fer a new dilly!

by Multi-zone Completion December 12, 2010

DICKometer

A device that is attachable to vaginas, and measure the amount of dick that the vagina gets. The measurement is in d/m (Dicks per minute). It is a very useful device and can be used for many purposes such as:
a. It helps keep track of how big a slut you truly are
b. Gurls can have dick offs/competition where there will be an objective judge
c. Proving your fat friend Janet, who claims she gets loads of D, is a fucking virgin

Just attached a DICKometer to my pussy, gotta get fuckin

by Aguerokingdom76 July 14, 2018

Dickometer

It is where two men have a thermometer and they have it between both their cocks.

Hey, you putting that dickometer between my dong and yours?

by FantumTax June 19, 2024

dickomiter

A scale that doctors use when measuring the size of a mans dick. Except they compare it to animals.

Did you hear Jeffs dickomiter readings say hes an elephant dick

by Mr.Fries August 15, 2016