Dicktard

Someone who is being both retarded and an asshole. A conjunction of the adjectives "dick" and "retard"

Even though Bill was wrong, he still argued the point. So Stephanie called him a dicktard.

by Dark Dreamer January 15, 2014

dicktar

Whipping out your cock and playing it like a guitar.

I'm gonna play her a love song on my dicktar.

by philfur April 2, 2010

Dicktarded

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.

Sex with john left me dicktarded.

by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017

Dickatarian

A hot vegetarian who rejects the consumption of all meats, except the penis. She likes that very much. It is her guilty pleasure.

Example 1: Dude, I thought this chick would be a prude because she ordered a salad, wore Toms, and had a hemp bag, but she turned out to be quite the Dickatarian.

Example 2: Brooke's boyfriend suggested that new diet, Dickatarian.

by Hot&Ready July 3, 2012

dickatry

the act of being a dick or an asshole.

Guy:So what do you think of george.
Guy: he seems cool for awhile utill his dickatry gets to me.

by george January 20, 2005

dickitarian

somebody who loves dick.

Sam: Dude, I'm such a dickitarian!
Bobby: Hell no homo! Bobarian powers activate!

by Sarah Fuckup February 5, 2009

Dickatress

One who exhibits the qualities of being a dick. Generally a female, but sometimes can describe a male who is acting like a bitch.

"When Spencer went to the Heaven and Hell without his girlfriend he was being such a dickatress"

by Ayybayybayy February 3, 2010