Dickslicksia

Lack of proficiency in giving head.
FalatioHeadOral Sex

Dude.. that chick must have dickslicksia. I put my cock in her mouth and she didn't know what to do!

by Sarge AC October 27, 2008

dickdatic

verb.

when one philosopher cock blocks another philosopher.

A: dude, did you just dickdatic me? You know I was trying to fouccault Lucy when you turned on the lights.

B: nah, bro. I only turned on the light to discuss with your lastest blog on Gramscian semiotics.

We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system.

And then, us bro can do things together: we can cook, we can swim, we can stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.

Oh--by the way, did you guys want a hot chocolate, also?

Lucy: fuck this.

by B. Dang February 24, 2010

dickmestic violence

when a guy dick slaps a girl across her face dick slaps

my cheek caught a case of dickmestic violence last night cheek violence

by m&m5 February 21, 2011

Dickamatics

Shit Just Not Adding Up

Ju bro the Dickamatics ain’t adding up. Kito fuck them hoes the Dickamatics ain’t right.

by juthegoat November 6, 2018

Dickalicious

adj.
Highly pleasing or agreeable to the senses, especially of taste or smell of a penis.

Very pleasant or delightful for women and/or gay men.

The movie Kazaam staring Shaquille O'neal is dickalicious.

The gay porn movie dickalicious is the best movie since Kazaam.

by bebo January 5, 2005

Dickletick

when a man tickles your armpit with his dick

omg emily joel osment gave me a super dickletick last night

by Breelynn November 13, 2009

Dicksickle

When your dick is frozen like a icicle.

Dude do you have Dicksickle right now ?

by TheAnonymousDefinition October 10, 2016