dickinitus

A word used to define a male coworker or friend who feeds off being a dick, repeatedly. He is known to have a case of dickinitus!

Jennifer : look at geoffry over there, being a major dick! Maybe he should go to the doctor to get checked for a severe case of DICKINITUS!

Gennifer : definatly!

by sarelifox February 18, 2009

Dickalicous rex

Making your dick move like a dinosaur

Dickalicous rex was my man name

by Daddyjai45 October 16, 2021

schneckulitis dikulitus

Schneckulitis dikulitus is a medical condition that causes severe schneck growth and groin shrinking. For example Tv-star know as “Big-Ed” suffers from this condition. The source of this disease can only be described with three words “90” “day” and “fiancé” another know way to attract this condition is by being the biggest most ruthless dickhead know to man.

“Doctor please tell me what happening to me.”
“Sir you Im going to have to diagnose you with a severe case of schneckulitis dikulitus.”
“What? I haven’t heard of that.”
“Well Sir Schnecklitis dikulitus is a life long disease and will effect most aspects of your life. But what You’ve done to cause this is simply just spending a little too much time watching tv and being a dickhead”

by Trueinformationx April 29, 2023

Dicklitude

A person who has the grandiose ability of being a dick to everyone around them.

When I wake up everyday it is my denstiny to make the life of others in my presence far more miserable than my own by utilizing my proficient dicklitude abilities.

by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008

dicklious

Something so good that you'd suck dick for it.

Holy sh*t, that hamburger was so dicklious!

by Neon Blue Ranger June 2, 2014

dickitus

When a man has his "special moment to himself"; masturbation

Tommy was masturbating in this restroom. His dickitus lasted two hours.

by dubbz2801o3 November 22, 2015

dickatitus

Not being able to get a boner.

I think i have dickatitus, i've been watch porn for an hour and nothin!

by connor1414 January 28, 2009