Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.
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Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.
You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.
You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.
You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.
You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
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A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.
dickbeater(singular)
A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.
A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.
dickbeater(singular)
A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.
Johnnies dickbeaters were slippery from the KY and he dropped the remote.(plural)
Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)
Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)
Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)
Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)
Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)
Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)
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Get the dickbeaters mug.1. When you and your friends watch a movie and see a man's penis. A debate will commence about the actor's penis and will quickly escalate into a rather homosexual conversation.
Bob: Man, that Marky Mark guy sure has a long dick.
Sean: What, Mark Walhberg
Tom: Yeah, we saw his dick in Boogie Nights
Sean: It wasn't his real dick.
Bob: Yes it was.
Sean: No way, his dick came down to his knees. It was clearly a rubber.
Tom: It wasn't rubber, it had hair on it.
Sean: Are we really having a dickbate
Sean: What, Mark Walhberg
Tom: Yeah, we saw his dick in Boogie Nights
Sean: It wasn't his real dick.
Bob: Yes it was.
Sean: No way, his dick came down to his knees. It was clearly a rubber.
Tom: It wasn't rubber, it had hair on it.
Sean: Are we really having a dickbate
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