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Uniform Dickstribution

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.
Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
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Dickstipation

When you poop out of your weiner and you don't know why.
You think your kidney stone was bad? I had dickstipation for two weeks straight.
by Fart McBitch September 20, 2009
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dickstriction

when a man witholds giving sex to his partner
I'm putting Vicky on dickstriction cause she has just been getting too much dick lately!
by Double DD January 25, 2008
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Dickscription

1) When you are recommended yams to slay by a third party.

2) When she is enthralled by the girth but cannot manage to describe it using her words.
Heidi gave Will and I a dickscription.
by Dr Velociraptor September 22, 2016
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Dicktrip

To travel somewhere using the desire of a guy to fuck, thus staying in his house without paying anything, just having sex.
Hey, i'll yo to Mike's place in Chicago. He invited me so we can fuck, so it's a dicktrip.
by Larry King Jr. August 7, 2018
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Dickstricken

When a person takes out their dick and you’re terrified by the size.
When Vladimir took off his pants I was dickstricken!
by Guiostifer December 15, 2018
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DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA

It is where the CLInTon needs to be in order to get the right SEX traffic report.
Where Monica LewInSKy TRIPPed up on the SILK sheets due to Linda Tripp's BLOCKCHAIN.
The DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA is where you find CLInTon via Monica Lewinsky. No wonder cryptocurrency is so popular it was derived by the block chain at the DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 29, 2021
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