Dick Whistle 

a dick shaped whistle

hey i got a dick whistle for my bday

Dick Whistle by MEB456 March 9, 2009

dick whistle 

when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.

a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!

dick whistle by binjamin binnington III esq. February 27, 2022

Dick Whistle 

The Female equivalent to the term "Pussy Whipped", the term was invented due to an excess of women pursuing the same man, all of which would follow his every command. Credits to Gregory, for discovering the phenomena.

"Greg why do your exes still text you so much?"
"I don't know man I guess they are just Dick Whistled"

Dick Whistle by LeoTheLionBme January 15, 2025

Dick Whistled 

A person (commonly a woman) who is overly infatuated with their male spouse leading to the inability to refuse a command or task.

Dude this chick's dick whistled I got her so wrapped around my finger that I'm scared the circulation is getting cut.

Dick Whistled by LeoTheLionBme February 1, 2025

whistle dick 

What my uncle Bill called males as a passing friendly redneck nickname. Not meant to be insulting.

Hey whistle dick, long time no see, how you been?
Hey whistle dick, how's your folks doin these days?
Come here whistle dick, and give me a hand with this tire.
Thanks whistle dick, I couldn't've done it without you.

whistle dick by DLE April 26, 2006

whistle dick 

An insult directed at men tending to diminish or disparage. Also used at belittling their genitalia & manhood.

Hey whistle dick, can't you carry that by yourself?
Old whistle dick here couldn't get laid in a mortuary!!

whistle dick by MustangGT September 25, 2005

whistle dick 

To speak with a slight drawn whistle on words with an 's' or 'sh'. A lisp that creates a whistle-y noise.

I can't understand what that crack-head is saying. He keeps whistle dickin' his s's.

That whistle dick can't get through a sentence without spittin' up his lunch on me.

whistle dick by Edapoe March 15, 2009