baby dick

An extremely tiny penis that is no more than 2 inches or so.

When Ryan's pants fell down, we all saw he wasn't wearing underwear. So Jordan pulled out a magnifying glass and held it to his teeny tiny hairless baby dick as we all laughed outrageously!

by super hot Sarah May 18, 2010

baby dick

Undeveloped genitalia which is indicative of a prepubescent male baby.

Aidan: Man i cant find a condom that fits my dick!
Andy: Thats because they dont make condoms for baby dicks.

by aitkaj08 May 17, 2008

Baby Dick

a dick the size of a 2 year old.

Tucker has a baby dick! or
Tucker Tucker the Raven Fucker

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

baby dick ass nigga

When someone has a small penis you call them Baby dick ass nigga.

Shut the fuck up you baby dick ass nigga.

by Zimple Hd June 8, 2016

Baby Dick

If the last time you saw one that size; you had a diaper in one hand & rash cream in the other...he's gotta baby-dick.

Shane has a baby-dick...I have literally seen more wiggling on a 3yr old.

by ...any & every girl you've dated January 8, 2004

baby dick

adult penis being same size or smaller than a babies penis

my baby dick is only 2 inches when fully erect and im 26 yrs old. (true)

by babydickj August 16, 2008

Baby Dick Syndrome

The medical condition in which your dangler does not develop beyond the size of a babies. Usually less then two inches erect.

Brad wanted to have sexual intercourse with a lady, however he was unable to preform because he suffers from Baby Dick Syndrome

by safehammer November 29, 2006