Windex Dick

When a male is masturbating and the sound of his foreskin going up and down his penis sound exactly like a bottle of windex being used repeatedly

"is that a bottle of windex" "No Sidney is just using his windex dick

by Adbraham hitler June 13, 2018

tom wilds dick

tom wilds dick can mean you have a tiny dick or a none existed dick

you defo have a tom wilds dick

by dipclat May 28, 2022

waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb.

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"

by cockshitballs August 4, 2007

Waving my dick in the wind

Taking a chance, possibly looking foolish while doing so.

"I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If I make it through the night everything will be alright, But I'm waving my dick in the wind" -Ween

by MostestEverest October 10, 2009

waving my dick in the wind

showing interest in someone who doesn't seem to show interest back

"I thought she was into me, but I was just waving my dick in the wind"

by mrdew December 21, 2017

waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb. From The Ween Song, Waving My Dick in the Wind

"So I just sat there in the horse costume waving my dick in the wind"

"Look at Tim, he's waving his dick in the wind"

by P.I. Staker August 4, 2007

Wind your dick in

When a man tries to use his perceived male superiority (physical, intellect, experience, seniority at work etc), this phrase can be offered in response by a female. Can be useful in dealing with attempts at mansplaining.

Derived from the phrase “wind your neck in”.

“I didn’t ask to be told how to get the computer to work, Roger. Wind your dick in!”

by Wight Eggy January 22, 2025