Dick Fingers

When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises

Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 3, 2023

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Dick Fingers

N. The hand signal used for quotation.
Often used by dicks.

- I'm worried about Obama's so called "Change we can Believe In."

-- Dude dont give me those Dick Fingers.

by Samuel Aubin March 8, 2009

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A person that has extremely fat fingers. The fingers look like dicks rather than fingers. The cause of this is unknown however speculation is that it is caused by an illness know as dickfingervitus. People with dick fingers should be encouraged to wear black gloves to give a slimming effect on the fingers.

Tommy your fingers are so fat ... looks like you have a case of the dick fingers.

John your fingers are as fat as my cock ... put on some gloves dick fingers

by Dark Dan Brown October 14, 2009

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Dick fingers

Someone who fumbles every thing he picks up, catches and gives to anyone. Dick fingers shows up at the bar, in a football game, making a sandwich - everywhere you can imagine.

Dave: Hey Bob, pass the salt.
**Bob drops the salt shaker everywhere, ruining everyone's food**
Dave: You fucking Dick Fingers...

by The-Observatory.net March 15, 2005

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dick-finger

The type of guy who fingers a girl and thinks his finger is a dick. Usually a meat head.

That dude is a total dick-finger!

by 4katy October 25, 2009

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Dick fingers

The use of air quotes while speaking to add dickish sarcasm, dickish irony, or a dickish euphemism to an otherwise innocuous word or phrase.

To show dickish sarcasm on an important and controversial issue: the politician throws up his dick fingers when he says the word "health" in the phrase "That's the extreme pro-abortion position, (a mothers) quote 'health.'"

by E. A. Friendly March 11, 2009

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