A guy that thinks he has mad game, ruthlessly hits on women....and yet still never gets laid.
Hence his dick remains dry.
Usually everyone has at least one friend who is a dry dick, if unsure of this just look for these qualitys amongst dudes you chill with:
1) Wears unnecessary gold chains around neck, sometimes fake or tarnished.
2) Bathes in the most foul cologne that has ever graced your nostrils.
3) Eye fucks you from across the bar, then within 5 mins appears at your side casually rubbing against you and wispers in your ear in a creepy marvin gaye voice "mmm gurl, you smell sweet" (insert stupid ass pick up line here)
Hence his dick remains dry.
Usually everyone has at least one friend who is a dry dick, if unsure of this just look for these qualitys amongst dudes you chill with:
1) Wears unnecessary gold chains around neck, sometimes fake or tarnished.
2) Bathes in the most foul cologne that has ever graced your nostrils.
3) Eye fucks you from across the bar, then within 5 mins appears at your side casually rubbing against you and wispers in your ear in a creepy marvin gaye voice "mmm gurl, you smell sweet" (insert stupid ass pick up line here)
Oh god, here comes Chad, that dry dick wont ever stop trying to fuck me. You think if I give him $5 to get a blow job from a prostitute, he will leave me alone....?
by Melvin Milf April 25, 2011
1. When you have wanked so much that nothing more will come out.
2. When you run so much that your dick goes dry.
3. When you see someone so ugly that you go dry.
2. When you run so much that your dick goes dry.
3. When you see someone so ugly that you go dry.
by Plops McGee December 30, 2011
Example 1: "Damn man, I gots dry dick"
Example 2: "Daaaaamn man, I still gots dry dick"
Example 3: Dude 1: "I'm gettin' my dick wet tonight yo"
Dude 2: "Fuck dude, I still gots the dry dick"
Example 2: "Daaaaamn man, I still gots dry dick"
Example 3: Dude 1: "I'm gettin' my dick wet tonight yo"
Dude 2: "Fuck dude, I still gots the dry dick"
by Mercury Made the Hatter June 6, 2010
Forcing your dick into a woman's cunt or anus while both are bone dry, creating severe discomfort for the woman and a sense of domination by the man.
Also, the act of fucking someone when they are unwilling and/or unprepared, but u don't care cause they are gonna get fucked whether they want to or not, bitch!
Also, the act of fucking someone when they are unwilling and/or unprepared, but u don't care cause they are gonna get fucked whether they want to or not, bitch!
by Tecmo Bastard March 14, 2008
Dry Dick December (DDD) is for those who have failed No Nut November (NNN), where you don't ejaculate for the entire month.
by GrapeSurgeon December 1, 2018
1. A young male experiencing a prolonged dry spell with regards to sexual activity is said to be suffering from this syndrome.
2. The literal terminology for a penis which is flaking in a fashion similar to common eczema or dandruff.
Sometimes referred to as DDS.
2. The literal terminology for a penis which is flaking in a fashion similar to common eczema or dandruff.
Sometimes referred to as DDS.
- How are you Jamie?
- Not bad, just got a bit of Dry Dick Syndrome at the moment.
- As usual then.
- Errr, what's wrong with your cock, Smithy?!
- DDS. I've got some cream for it though.
- Not bad, just got a bit of Dry Dick Syndrome at the moment.
- As usual then.
- Errr, what's wrong with your cock, Smithy?!
- DDS. I've got some cream for it though.
by Dr DDS December 17, 2010
Having a period of getting no pussy and the only action your dick is getting is from your hand. Usually leads to excessive masturbation.
by Dr. D17 May 9, 2012