diarrheactic

explosive diarrhea soothing lotion that you eat when you get terrible diarrhea

john: man, i really need a diarrheactic!

mandy: dude, why?

john: i ate way too much taco salad! it's either the diarrheactic or a diaper!

by clobrtgeesd August 8, 2010

diarrheaitis

When you eat something that is so devilishly good and know that you will get diarrhea after, followed by a nice powerful nap.

Oh man that BBQ was great. I feel the diarrheaitis coming.

by SoCalKAt March 24, 2012

diarrheabetes

The act of having Diarrhea and Diabetes at the same time.

Person 1: "Dude, the doc told me I had diabetes."
Person 2: "Damn dude, what are you going to do now?"
Person 1: "Go home and take a crap, I have diarrhea too."
Person 2: "Aw dude, diarrheabetes! Bad one!"

by Axhibeck November 27, 2013

diarrhealin

explosive diarrhea that leaves one realing after the effects.

I was diarrhealin so bad I had to go home.

by Jcb1969 July 12, 2007

diarrheaface

noun:
for when calling a colleague poopface does not suffice

verb:
used as a threat

NOUN: "OMG I can't believe you said that. You are such a poopface"

"Yeah well you're a diarrheaface"

VERB: "Get out the way. Or Imma diarrhea on yo face"

by diarrheaface September 12, 2011

diarrheading

v.- Diarrheading is the act of reading on the toilet bowl whilst engaged in a loose and/or sloppy or complicated bowl movement.

Diarrheading can also be used to describe the actions of an individual who takes an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom due to their enjoyment of their chosen reading materials.

(spoken in frustration and addressing the bathroom door) "I know you drank too many belgian quadruples last night Steve, but you've been diarrheading in there for at least half an hour already"!!!

by demar77 March 10, 2010

Diarrheation

The act of literally pissing a long shot of liquid flamant shit out of the rectal hole. Can be caused from eating too many beans or meat sticks from the Patterson High School swim team members that sell them. Attention! : It would be advised that if you went to war, have some beans and a couple of meat sticks and bitch; you are unstoppable with this flaming shit-like liquid that flies at high speeds from the anus- Destroying anything it comes in contact with.

Sergeant: (radio): Corporal Mike.. Hurry and eat some beans, we need back-up and that Diarrheation would help a fuck load right now...!

Corporal: (radio): Roger that..: Heating them bitches up right now sir, over.

by AGHLHigh September 12, 2009