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diarrhoea

'Hi Boss, I couldn't possibly come to work today. I have a bad, bad case of diarrhoea.'
by blackwidow_stretsfield January 12, 2017
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Diarrhagia

Formed by combining the Greek and Latin medical roots 'dia' meaning "through completely" and 'rrhagia' meaning "bloody or excessive discharge."

Also known by it's shortened version, "rrhag" or "rrhagia."
Example 1:

"Shit, I got that nasty rrhag today."

Example 2:

Jim: "What did you do last night to prepare for the marathon?"
Kimmy: "F**k, I actually went to happy hour and blacked out by 7. Feeling it today..."
Jim: "Aw shit, gurl. That sucks. Diarrhea?"
Kimmy: "Naw, worse... Diarrhagia."
by JGerkstain April 12, 2013
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Diarrhoea

Diarrhoea is just another way to spell diarrhea
by Inquisitive Walnut August 13, 2019
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Diarrheating

To explosively secrete diarrhea.
He couldn't hold his crap in any long, so he started diarrheating all over the place.
by KevinIsWin February 1, 2009
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diarrhetoric

Sewage, typically disguised as informed discussion, that is often used politicians, lawyers and big business interests instead of honest dialogue in order to control the weak-minded by convincing them to believe something demonstrably false.
When Sarah addressed the Alaskan audience, she filled the auditorium with embarrassingly ignorant diarrhetoric regarding "death panels" and Soviet geography.
by nygenxer February 11, 2010
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diarrheaed

The act of imposing anal seepage in the liquid state on or around a person, place, or thing. The act of extracting liquid through the anus in an explosive manner.
After an all night binge consisting of taco bell and white castle, I uncontrollably diarrheaed all over my room after an acute sneeze.
by Sal Salvati March 26, 2008
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pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake

Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.
A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
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