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Dexter is one of the best people you will ever meet, he’s nice funny and perfect for anyone. Dexter is very sporty and that’s what makes him hot, sometimes when you meet a Dexter you will fall in love with how perfect he is, the way that he will smile at you is heart-melting, the way he will hug you tight will leave a mark in your heart. Go get yourself a Dexter
“ look! it’s Dexter, he just smiled at me! i think i’m going to melt”
Dexter by dhurnfdyhs November 17, 2019
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Dexter is amazing and kind he will melt your heart and has great performance in the bed dating him will be the best decision you have ever made he can be shy but when you get to know them you won't regret it with his large penis he won't let you down
"Oh Dexter you're perfect"
Dexter by Continuescarl December 4, 2018
A Dexter is someone so stupid to the point they think blind people need sign language >:/
Wow- that person is such a Dexter
Dexter by Dexter_:/ September 5, 2022
A cylinder of fat digestive organs and pure horny potential Dexters gut it made of literal steel and is impervious to any damage his horniness is enough to power an entire city block at least until elliot chopped his balls off and robbed humanity of the next age of technology Dexter is by most accounts a mere cocaine sniffer dog that cant actually sniff out cocaine but to many other people he is known as the fat dog that ate an entire christmas cake and walk away unscathed
Elliot: we better get dexter some food aswell or he will try eat ours
Dexter: deepthroats sausage roll
Dexter by HamesTheGingeAnnihilator February 26, 2022
A serial killer with a code of operation that mandates that only those who truly deserve to die actually do.
The guy met all the criteria in order that he went dexter all over him
dexter by Glenn C A Alexander January 8, 2009
damn, that guy is so dexter
Dexter by . February 4, 2008
A person on the right side or on the side of right. Half evil and half good. Is usually run by emotion and a manipulator of matters at hand.
Dexter has come to save the day, but ends it tragically without anyone ever knowing.
dexter by His Best Girl Friend November 19, 2006