A cylinder of fat digestive organs and pure horny potential Dexters gut it made of literal steel and is impervious to any damage his horniness is enough to power an entire city block at least until elliot chopped his balls off and robbed humanity of the next age of technology Dexter is by most accounts a mere cocaine sniffer dog that cant actually sniff out cocaine but to many other people he is known as the fat dog that ate an entire christmas cake and walk away unscathed
Elliot: we better get dexter some food aswell or he will try eat ours
Dexter: deepthroats sausage roll
Dexter: deepthroats sausage roll
by HamesTheGingeAnnihilator February 26, 2022
Dexters are very smart, kind caring, and compassionate people. They are sadly despised, but once you get to know them they are great. They are also sporty and can run like a devil. They are control freaks that will yell at you if you do something wrong, but will give you a million compliments if you do a good job. They are also neat and tidy and draw everything with a ruler. They are a little odd at times, but that is because they are insecure about themselves. They make great boyfriends and are to die for in bed. Finally, they can be a little bit of a put down, but if you love them they will return it ten fold.
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by AnakinMungi February 28, 2012
The act of killing someone. Word based off of the Showtime series Dexter, where we follow a serial killer and his exploits.
by Luketrocity December 08, 2008
Dexter is a popular TV show about a serial killer who only kills bad people. His method of killing is to kidnap them, wrap them up in plastic wrap, and stab them in the chest.
To 'Dexter' someone would be the equivalent to 'messing someone up'.
To 'Dexter' someone would be the equivalent to 'messing someone up'.
by Anon. Fox June 18, 2012
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