The Deschanel Ruling

The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead

Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling

Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!

Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow

by Master Procrastinator February 10, 2013

Dechuring

Behaving and performing random acts more befitting a teenager as you grow older.

My husband is dechuring. At the age of 50 he still hides to try and scare people.

by [e-mail] May 17, 2016

dechristmatize

To remove all Christmas decorations after the holidays are over.

It's April, and my lazy neighbors still have their Santas and nativity scenes in their yard. It's time for them to dechristmatize. That looks trashy.

by anonymous December 26, 2004

Judi-Denching

To lift one’s leg in the air, like a cat, and reveal one’s butthole. Often done spontaneously and to surprise others. Requires flexibility to lift one’s leg nearly vertically. See film Cats (2019) for reference.

Girl to friend: Can you believe Britney?! She just Judi-Denched herself and then kissed her boyfriend. Iconic.

Chad: Bro, I met this girl on Tinder that wants to watch me Dench. Should I go for it?

Trent: Yeah bro, I’ve been Judi-Denching for my girl since spring break.

by Prudence19 December 30, 2020

bryan dechart

Actor who is best known for his role as Connor from Detroit: Become Human.

Has a massive following of fangirls.

Bryan Dechart is lurking on the twitch chat again!

by itspey June 21, 2018

Dechen

A name to describe a very intelligent and beautiful girl. She will have many enemies, one of them her sister, because she is jealous of Dechen. She is very loving and caring and loves everyone, even those who hate her, and especially her parents. She will have a very romantic love life and be loved!

"She is so loving and caring" "It's cause she is Dechen"

by Satan4ev June 24, 2013

dechinglish

The act of editing a document poorly written in English by a native Chinese speaker into smoother wording.

The paperwork I received from China was so awkward I was forced to dechinglish it for 2 hours before it was readable.

by Bigduckz June 18, 2008