delectifying

adjective (1)delectable and electrifying at the same time; (2)shockingly delicious or delightful.

I saw the most delectifying woman walking down the street last night.

by Aron Fenton & Nathan Farris December 28, 2008

Desexify

The act of taking someone's sexyness away. Desexification can include Shaving one's Facial hair, chest hair, or dumping acid on a face.

YOU CANNOT DESEXIFY LINEBECK!

by THECAPTAINLINEBECK March 9, 2011

vagina desertificationifier

The male equivalent of a Bonerkill; a male who causes the complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings in a woman's vagina, causing the inside of the vagina to become drier, or in extreme cases, become on par with a desert in terms of (lack of) humidity.

"Hey, you hear about that new guy?"

"Yeah, I've seen him before, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole, he's a total vagina desertificationifier.

by AKADarkie March 8, 2011

deshitify

(v.) To remove undesirable qualities from a faulty entity.

"If I don't deshitify this essay, I'll surely receive a poor grade."
"Your bong is full of air leaks. A little electrical tape would help deshitify it."
"At this point, only intensive counseling will deshitify my life."

by My name will be blank! December 23, 2009

desertification

Creation of expanding deserts by human activity. Normally by human wanton destruction, mismanagement, industrialization, development, clearing out forest areas. Climate change without investment in water projects that would help bring ecological stability.

Human activities without regard to Earth ecological balance is causing the desertification of the planet.

by 1OldGeek April 16, 2016

destify

to determine your destiny by the way you approach yourself and your demeanor ; to be desitified is to already know your given destiny in life and to fulfill it fully.

Check that babe out by the hotdog stand, he's got destify written all over him!

by mdestify January 1, 2012

derectifying

Having the quality of sending one's boner from midnight to six - i.e., the opposite of pleasurable. Depressing. A buzzkill.

Grinding on the hot girl had me popping a b -- seeing her walk off with her boyfriend was derectifying.

by Pistol Skeet January 12, 2010