detention

A stupid way teachers try to teach you a lesson...by the way, it doesn't work!

Teacher: Hey you just got yourself a detention.
Student: Another one.
Teacher:Yeah.
Student:O well, it's just a detention.

by Eric Someone May 19, 2005

Detention

Where Nathan Sykes likes to get physical.

'Just please don't tell the principle, the feelings irrisistible, in detention getting physical.'

by NathansWhore October 17, 2011

Detention provention

When you suck off the principal to get out of detention

Dad - did you get a detention

U - yes
Dad - why aren't you there
U - cause I blew him
Dad- so you got detention provention

by Daddies malk November 11, 2018

After work detention

Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .

Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"

Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "

by Not a chance man March 19, 2008

Lunch Detention

When you do something bad that doesn't warrant a detention. Instead, you have to face the wall of the cafeteria and starve while everyone else is eating. In my opinion, it's only going to make you want to get into more trouble.

Lunch detentions are the stupidest shit ever invented.

by Sheks Broken Condom April 14, 2017

detention

When you did nothing wrong but the demons (techers) still torture you

Teacher: You got detention
ME: Why?
Teacher: IDK, just for fun

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

dervenis

1) a person of irrelevance that most people do not like. They are both unimportant, and annoying.

1) oh shit, the dervenis is coming, everybody try and hide.

by josiieelovessantoinee March 7, 2009